CLASS OF 1928

Lawrence H. Andersson
Stillbury University
Best Dressed

Beatrice P. Carmine
Stanford University
Most Likely to Succeed

Ida D. Carter
Stillbury University

Ruth M. Kennedy
Best Laugh

Jozef R. King
Stillbury University
Most Unique

Jimmy X. Rivera
Biggest Flirt

Best Friends

Beauty and Brains

Robert Larson reassures Oasis patrons the Stillbury Slant is here to stay | Teddy’s and NOWAK unexpectedly collaborate for new project | Jonathan Wang addresses money laundering allegations | “Yeah, my life is worthless,” court stenographer leaves chilling note addressed to mogul in apartment bathed in blood | Local boxing tournament announces winner after brutal match between best friends | Beloved member of Stillbury community and “Teddy’s” owner found dead in center of town | Concerned parents rally against alleged growing hedonism in town | Fashion icon and appliance mogul Jedrzej Nowak declares pink the color of any self respecting man | “There is no hooch,” says Grand Oasis owner after alleged prohibition violation | Lawrence Andersson, 21, declared dead this morning; “I coulda saved ‘em,” says best friend | Beatrice Carmine receives international recognition for oceanographic discoveries | Stillbury gets a visit from Fabrell Co. Director | Stillbury High School Class of 1928 reunion: A bittersweet gathering amongst tragedy. “Half of us left, half got murdered,” an alum reflects